Where Cowboys Meet the Mountains

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Cowboys are America. They’re more than mere cattle herders, standing tall athwart the rugged, untamed landscape. They’re the archetype—our archetype—of grit, endurance, and wholesome purpose.

Europeans often refer to Americans as cowboys. Sometimes as an insult (as in, “You’re an uncivilized brute!”) Sometimes as a compliment (as in, “You’ve got to be tough to accomplish all you have.”) And sometimes as a plea (as in, “Come save us from these terrible people!”)

Or, to borrow a line from Rick Blaine in Casablanca, “There are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn’t advise you to try to invade.” Ah, Rick, you old cowboy, you.

You see, to conquer the rugged, untamed frontier, you must become rugged—if not a bit untamed. That’s the enduring cowboy spirit. As solid and immovable as the mountains that form the backdrop of the American West. In fact, that curtain of mountains is nearly synonymous with the cowboy.

Before the cowboy became myth, these mountains framed him—on film and in the American mind. Don’t believe me? Just watch that famous chronicler of the American West: the Hollywood motion picture industry. When John Wayne landed his first leading role in a major film (The Big Trail), the Teton Range offered the real background. Likewise, when you watch the epic “good versus evil” Western Shane, what do you see rising behind the action? The Grand Teton Mountain itself.

CowboysThe Tetons emerge in serene beauty as sharp, young peaks from a sea of spruce trees (or, depending on your view, from a blissful lake). CowboysOnly six to ten million years old, the Teton Range is among the freshest of the Rocky Mountains. This relative youth accounts for its jagged, sharp appearance.

Mirroring the youthful vigor of the cowboy, the Teton Range testifies to the time in America when cowboys roamed the West. This excitement of our nation’s formative years invigorates us like the cool, thin air along the eastern slopes of the Tetons. The mood immediately shifts from the fiery Yellowstone to the stoic grandeur of the Tetons. Stoic not only in the mountains, but in the men who first subdued this wilderness.

The afternoon drive is nearly as long as the Range itself, but, thankfully, far smoother.

The Grand Teton National Park opens before us with breathtaking classic vistas of timeless beauty. Not only the mountains, but the scenic lakes offer calming views. In the bright summer sun, it is nature at its best. You can’t just drive straight through; you have to stop and immerse yourself in this serene landscape. It suddenly makes sense why cinematographers found this scene so alluring.

CowboysOur first stop is the Colter Bay Visitor Center on Jackson Lake. The view around us shimmers like a jewel-laden tiara. Through the trees and over the sparkling blue water rises Mount Moran. We get a more direct view of the mountain when we stop at the dam that enlarged Jackson Lake.

CowboysAs we meandered alongside the unseen Snake River, the geography to our west flowed like a painting in motion. That’s not meant as a compliment. The afternoon sun edged towards evening, providing a troublesome backlight to the stars on the stage. They appeared darker than ideal to the photographer’s eye. The more distant they were, the more the darkness washed out the mountains.

My thoughts flashed back to fifth grade when my prize picture came in third in the school art contest (see “Sometimes Second Best Turns Out To Be the Very Best,” Mendon-Honeoye Falls-Lima Sentinel, March 24, 2016). The art teacher and judge of the competition explained what I did wrong with my painting of mountains. I made the mistake of not making the base of the mountains darker and then gradually lightening them as they went up, even though I had darkened the back mountain.

OK, in all honesty, that darker background mountain was merely a coincidence. It doesn’t even rate as a lucky guess. I just happened to have painted it a different color because otherwise, you wouldn’t be able to tell one mountain from the other at the point of merger.

On the other hand, the late-day sun painted the mountains exactly as the art teacher advised. But seeing it so vividly before me in real time emphasized his point.

Grand Teton Mountain and its nearby partners grow dramatically from the carpet of Wyoming sagebrush. They stand in stark contrast to where we spent the morning. Yellowstone is a hot, noisy brew belching from the fire and brimstone immediately below it. The Tetons—silent, stern, and watching with an icy gaze—rise like a cathedral. In fact, geographers have dubbed these summits between Cascade Canyon (to the north) and Avalanche Canyon (to the south) the “Cathedral Group.” Theirs is the very image in every brochure depicting the entire range.

CowboysIndeed, the descending sun provides a heavenly aura. The pyramid peaks stand stoically above the fir trees that congregate from the valley below and make a slow climb up the lower ascent. A single divine beam reaches down to bless them. You don’t move. You can’t move. The awe and spectacle of the reflective moment freeze you like one of the glaciers on the mountains themselves.

Soon, however, the stomach overcomes the heart. It’s time for dinner at the Trapper Grill inside the Signal Mountain Lodge. Its rustic charm blankets you, not only from the timber frame within its interior, but also from the menu itself. It had everything from Trout Tacos to Bison Burgers. It even had ribs and pulled pork (but alas, no brisket). We started with the Nacho Mountain appetizer. For dinner, of all things, I had a pesto chicken sandwich (which sounds more urban than rustic). It was quite good.

From there, we made a quick run to Jackson Hole, the famous stomping ground of the rich and famous. It wasn’t rich and famous when movie companies camped there during the filming of early Hollywood westerns. But its inspiring beauty called to those who had the means to own second homes. In a way, it exudes the same vibe as Wall Drug. Only it’s “cowboys meet capitalism” on steroids. The wood-fronted facades along Main Street exude “Wild West,” but the nameplates on those buildings evoke “high-end boutique.”

We’re there for only a night in the cheapest hotel room we could book. It’s also the most expensive hotel we booked on the entire trip. Somehow, it doesn’t match the feel of what we’re looking for. Thankfully, the ever-present itinerary demands we wake (and leave) before dawn’s early light.

Why? Why else? Like moths to a flame, we’re drawn to the sweet illumination of morning. Today’s target: the very photographic visage of the abandoned Thomas Alma “T.A.” Moulton barn in Mormon Row. The area, settled in the 1890s, was sustained for nearly sixty years before the last settlers sold their land to the Park Service. T.A.’s brother John also has a barn there, but the backdrop isn’t quite as impressive.

CowboysBefore we get there, however, we delight in seeing the morning sun reveal the Tetons in a new light. Backlit, they’re dark, towering, and imposing (yes, cathedral-like). Fully lit from the front, they’re bright, soaring, and inspiring. They fill the new day with optimism, evoking the frontier spirit. Of course, under crystal blue skies and surrounded by crisp, cool air, an old man can’t help but breathe in the promising hope of those youthful August days when double sessions reigned on the high school football field.

It’s the same feeling. Less a cathedral. More of a chapel. Like a work of art God forgot to sign (or did He forget?). Even nature looks in rapt respect at His divine work.

One wonders if that’s what the Mormons saw when they came to these parts. They must have seen themselves and their wooden cabins as the David to the Goliath of the towering Tetons. Certainly, they looked to God’s handiwork for the spiritual strength required to endure the relentless reality of their harsh environment. In a way, these homesteaders channeled the same grit and stoicism as the cowboys before them and the mountains behind them.

The golden glow of morning painted Moulton’s barn in a surreal brightness. It, too, reflects the Hand of God. As if He blessed those brave enough to build a life under the stare of the Tetons, and disciplined enough to avoid the temptation to seek what treasures might lie beyond those mountains.

It was a picture-perfect setting. Figuratively and literally.

Satisfied, we said goodbye to Moulton, his barn, and the rest of Mormons Row. It wasn’t long before we said goodbye to the Tetons as the highway took us to the open plains. Once ruled by wild herds, cattle, and—yes—even Butch Cassidy, today it was nothing but endless grassland and highway heat. Thankfully, there were no storms. On the other hand, there were no wild horses (or the song “Wild Horses” by The Rolling Stones), either on the prairie or on the car’s speaker (unlike our northern trek into Cody a few days before).

CowboysThe aim of the late morning was Laramie, Wyoming. Specifically, the University of Wyoming. Home of the Cowboys. And finishing school once for an ambitious quarterback by the name of Josh Allen. The college appears to be a Mecca for fans of the Buffalo Bills’ quarterback. Wearing my ever-present Bills cap, I heard echoes of “Go Bills” in the courtyards and hallways we passed through.

Two things struck me as we debated whether to eat lunch at the Library Sports Grille & Brewery. First, isn’t it an interesting coincidence that a quarterback of such raw, rugged talent would land in such a raw, rugged territory? Second, isn’t it appropriate for the frontier way? After all, from cattle drives to touchdown drives, Wyoming’s still all about Cowboys.

A quick Wendy’s drive-through won the lunch debate, with the itinerary having the final say. To meet Cesidia at the appointed hour in Denver, we needed to be at the Ames Monument by 2:00 pm.

CowboysThe stark granite pyramid sits forgotten on a road to nowhere. In its isolation, it rises with a solid, patient grandeur, not unlike the Teton Mountains. As the Tetons represent raw, natural youth, this structure evokes America’s engineered muscle. Designed by the renowned architect Henry Hobson Richardson (who also designed the State Hospital in Buffalo, NY), it was built on what was then the mainline of the Union Pacific Railroad and the highest point on the newly constructed transcontinental railroad. It memorializes brothers Oakes and Oliver Ames, whose money and connections played an important role in completing the transcontinental.

Never mind that it was erected in 1882, long after the brothers died and nearly a decade after they were implicated in a 1873 financial scandal pertaining to the use of government money for railroad construction. Of course, when the railroad moved its mainline a few miles south in 1901, Union Pacific took the track but left the Ames Monument. Only an itinerant cattle herder (or rustler?) would occasionally see it.

Alas, cowboys may roam, but monuments stay to mark the legend. More than a century later, only an itinerant tourist dares drive on the rocky dirt road to its barren landscape. And only in daylight. The good news, however, is that the state of Wyoming expended the funds to make this memorial to ambition, corruption, and immortality in stone handicap accessible.

In truth, and those who appreciate poetry will notice this, the Ames Monument defines a pivot point for America. It signals the descent of the cowboy and his horse and the ascent of the iron horse. Today, the Ames Brothers, as well as the once mighty railroads, have been relegated to an overlooked corner of history. Right next to the cowboy.

But not the cowboy spirit. America embraces ambition, permanence, and the power of ego (as in self-determination, self-reliance, and self-confidence). It’s not a cattle drive anymore, but a different kind of drive. That kind of drive that looks at mountains and aims not only at what lies far behind them, but what lies far above them.

But we had our own drive. It was time for Cesidia to rejoin our adventure.

Since I’ve already waxed philosophic, why not keep the ball rolling?

Remember the column that started this series? (See “Go West, Young Man! The Open Road Calls,” Mendon-Honeoye Falls-Lima Sentinel, July 10, 2025, if you don’t.) On the way to Denver, we passed by Greeley, Colorado. Actually, much like America, we intentionally bypassed Greeley.

Horace Greeley promoted a socialist vision for America. What do you think a cowboy would think about that? In the West, you eat what you kill. It’s the Cowboy Code. You help others, too, but only to help themselves. There’s no room on the stage for a free rider. Socialism is all about free riders.

CowboysCowboys may wander, but they always ride with a purpose. Not everything missed is a mistake. Some gates are left closed to keep you on the right trail. Some exits we skip for a reason. In our travels, we all have a Greeley—something that tempts us from pursuing our real purpose.

Much as America rode forward into its future with purpose and bypassed Greeley’s socialism, so too did we look forward to meeting up with Cesidia. We purposely bypassed the town of Greeley to make a beeline for Denver. The transition from frontier stillness to city bustle was not lost.

For the last several days, since we left Chicago, Cesidia was on her own adventure. It was now time for our two adventures to merge. She arrived in Denver the day before and scouted the city ahead of time, so we didn’t have to. We met her at the predetermined location. She climbed aboard the Expedition and promptly dropped her bag, shattered the souvenir Denver shot glass. (She later bought a replacement, but not a duplicate).

Arriving at the Hyatt House Denver Tech Center, we returned to urban comfort. But the West still lingered. Specifically, at Finn McCool’s, where we once again sated our stomachs with western fare (if you can count Buffalo Wings in that category). The sports bar provided all sorts of entertainment in addition to casual comfort. We played the trivia contest with everyone else, except we didn’t submit our answers. And rightly so. We didn’t want to antagonize the locals. Who knew what they’d think about having these New York Yankees best them at their own game?

Of course, other forms of entertainment could be had at no extra cost. For example, since we sat next to an exit door, a rush of blast furnace heat from the near 100° summer sun would blow in our faces. (And you thought the Buffalo Wings were hot!).

Then there was the thrill of voyeurism. We couldn’t help but overhear the telephone conversation from the table next to us. Apparently, the boss (who was at the table) had no problem letting the rest of the Finn McCool’s patrons know exactly what he thought of his underperforming employee. It’s very possible he fired the worker right there in front of us. It’s also very possible that this employee was his child. We didn’t stay long enough to find out. And it’s probably better for everyone that we didn’t.

The cowboy hasn’t vanished. They’ve adapted. They still ride. Even if the saddle now has four wheels and heated seats. The next frontier is forever on his mind.

As we drove back to the hotel, we saw tomorrow’s venture on the horizon. If the Tetons were America’s cathedral of youth, then the Rockies stand as its temple of maturity.

With the youthful Tetons behind us, their jagged peaks still echo the cowboy’s cry. But as we face the Rockies, we hear the call of the astronaut’s dream.

These are the mountains that speak of a nation that dares to climb higher still.

Tomorrow, we’ll be the ones climbing higher.

Cowboys

Nature’s Spectacle of Fire, Water, and Yellow Stone

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YellowstoneYellowstone courses through the veins of the American Dream. I’m not talking about the TV series. I’m referring to the national park. America’s first national park.

Embarrassed by its failure to preserve the sanctity of Western New York’s natural wonder, our nation sought to avoid repeating the debacle of Niagara Falls’ commercial free-for-all. After exploring Yellowstone’s natural beauty, Dr. Ferdinand V. Hayden wrote this warning to Congress in his Geological Survey of 1871 (reprinted in Hayden’s 1880 book The Great West and in the September 1880 issue of The Naturalists’ Leisure Hour and Monthly Bulletin):

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Gold And Ghosts Of The Weird And Wild West

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Wild WestWhisper “Wild West” and your mind instantly sparkles with images of saloons, gold diggers, and gunfighters. That’s what we looked forward to. (Yes, “gold diggers” is an intentional double entendre.)

Dawn’s soft glow stirred us from sleep. Day 5’s itinerary brimmed with stops that promised not merely a drive, but discoveries. Memorable ones. Trust me.Continue Reading “Gold And Ghosts Of The Weird And Wild West”

Tourist Traps to Timeless Landscapes

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Tourist TrapsNot all tourist traps are alike. At some point, a tourist trap transcends its label, becoming a “must-see” simply for being so over the top. I can’t remember when we saw the first Wall Drug roadside sign, but its fame far exceeded its actual appearance.

We’d long left Chicago’s skyline behind for the flatlands. Of course, before the wide-open spaces, we traversed Wisconsin and Minnesota. It’s kind of arbitrary, but somehow poetic, to declare that crossing the Mississippi River truly makes you feel “out West” for the first time.

I-90 crosses the Mississippi on the Wisconsin-Minnesota border immediately south of Lake Onalaska. Yeah, they call it a lake, but it looks like it’s part of the river. Stretching 4 miles across, this is the widest span of the Mississippi River (if you include the Lake).

Oddly, crossing the Mississippi didn’t immediately scream “out West.” Instead, my brain went Continue Reading “Tourist Traps to Timeless Landscapes”

Chicagoland: Gateway to the West

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Chicagoland“I’ve hit Chicago, but Chicagoland? Never. That alone made this leg of the journey even more enticing, a perfect way to kick things off.

Not that we needed enticing.

Remember your first day of school? Work? Summer camp? The eagerness. The excitement. That urge to dive in headfirst. Optimism bubbling up. Anything feels possible.

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Lafayette In The The Spring

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LafayetteNo, that is not a typo. It’s a reference to a classic optical illusion. You probably have seen it—a triangle that contains three lines. The first line is “Paris.” The second line is “in the.” The last line is “the Spring.” People will often read it as “Paris in the Spring,” not the correct “Paris in the the Spring.”

I know, I know … This thought immediately pops into your head: “But it’s obvious that the word ‘the’ is repeated.”

And you wouldn’t be wrong.

Until you look at the picture of the triangle with the words in it.

Why is that?

Believe it or not, there’s a scientific explanation for this. It comes from vision science, and it’s called a “saccade.” This term refers to what happens when both eyes move simultaneously in Continue Reading “Lafayette In The The Spring”

The Necessary Outsider: Why We Need The Searchers’ Ethan Edwards (But Never Thank Him)

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The SearchersKenny and I raced to our raised ranch, the last house before the Thruway’s roar, to sprawl on the green carpet for The Commander Tom Show. The Lone Ranger reruns were the prize—our masked hero galloping in to save the town.

Eyes glued to this stark black-and-white world of morality plays, we definitely knew what was right and what was wrong. Our hearts raced as the masked man burst onto the scene. But when the dust settled, the townsfolk barely nodded, and he rode off alone. At seven and eight years of age, we wondered, “Why didn’t they invite him to stay?”

Life was easy back then. The good guys wore white hats. The bad guys wore black hats. It didn’t matter the show or the leading man. He was undeniably the hero, the good guy, the stalwart star who always Continue Reading “The Necessary Outsider: Why We Need The Searchers’ Ethan Edwards (But Never Thank Him)”

And They Call It Puppy Love

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puppy loveThe gray clouds drizzled gentle tears shortly after nine in the morning on Wednesday, May 14, 2025. Wallace Jetson had breathed his last.

It was a day my brain had told me was inevitable. It was a day my heart feared would someday come.

I never liked dogs when I was a kid. Too much work. My brother Kenny liked dogs. I preferred fish. Release them from a plastic bag, shake a little food every now and then, and it all ended with a single flush.

Ever since she was a kid, Betsy dreamed of having a beagle named Wally. I always told her, “Let’s see how you do with kids first.”

She took that test three times, passing each one with ease. So I set aside my own prejudices and, for her fiftieth birthday, surprised her with a trip to Cedar Grove Kennels in Bergen. They bred beagles there. I wanted Betsy to have her childhood dream come true.

They say you don’t pick the dog; the dog picks you. One pup, among a brood of more than a half dozen, took an interest in us as we approached. Without hesitation, he drew himself towards Catarina’s feet. She swooped him up into her arms. We instantly knew he was the one.

Martin Leggo approached Betsy and asked, “Which one would you like?” Betsy’s smile beamed as she pointed to the one Catarina was holding. “That one.” Betsy picked him up and caressed him. She never let go.

That’s when Wally, pure-bred grandson of American and Canadian Champion Snow Jetson, entered our world. She cuddled him in her arms on the long drive back home. He nestled in for the ride. Perfectly content. As if he understood this was the place he was always meant to be.

Did I say “arms”? I should have said “hands.” That’s how small Wally was. You could scoop him up in the palms of your cupped hands. When we got home, he chased Peter, but his little legs couldn’t keep up.

That Wally loved Betsy goes without question. She trained him, fed him, and smothered him with heartfelt affection. And he returned the affection. And then some. When she left the room, he would faithfully follow, stop at the door of her exit, and wait patiently for her return.

In later years, the routine shifted a bit. He knew she’d be gone for long hours when Betsy left for work in the morning. That’s when he’d take his bed in the position behind my chair, quite content that, except for the occasional Zoom call or broadcast from the studio, I would be there next to him. When I sat in my seat, he’d move his plush cushion right up against my chair leg. I guess he wanted to make sure I was there next to him. I always had to be careful backing out to get up so I wouldn’t hit him.

When Cesidia and Catarina were home, before they retired for the evening, they’d quietly say goodnight to him because he looked sound asleep. But those magic words had him turn on his back, legs pointed in the air. That meant only one thing: belly rub! He demanded this before allowing the girls to sleep, and they lovingly obliged.

During the day, he’d stay in his bed as long as I was there working. When it was time to get the mail or paper, I’d wake him (I didn’t need to be too careful backing up my chair then), and he’d joyfully follow me out and down the driveway. The only other time he’d get up was when I “dropped” popcorn on the floor for him to eat. And if I didn’t drop it, he’d prop up on his hind legs, nose on the table like Snoopy’s on Schroeder’s piano, and butt his head into my arm to remind me he was there waiting for the next drop.

And he would be there next to me as I worked into the wee small hours of the morning. We became midnight buddies. When I called it a night, and after I turned off all the lights, he’d get up in the dark and sleep the rest of the night in his kennel.

Sure, on nice sunny days, he’d go outside and sit in the lush, cool grass at the end of the driveway. There he’d wait in a stiff stoic stance, looking longingly down the street, as if he expected Betsy’s car to be coming ‘round the corner any minute. Of course, if Betsy were home, he’d still stand in the spot, anticipating the arrival of anyone, especially his fellow four-legged friend Teddy. Eventually, he’d come back inside and assume his usual position in his bed behind me. I suppose he found the soft tapping of the keyboard keys quite relaxing. He’d sleep or rest. It was a tranquil setting.

Until Betsy came home from work. As soon as he heard the car in the garage, he’d pop right up and rush to the door, tail wagging. He may have derived comfort from my consistent presence, but he missed his master. To him, she was his entire world.

And speaking of his world, ever the faithful pooch, Wally himself pitched in to help when the family resumed control of the Sentinel. When times were tough and content was lean, he provided a regular column called “Wally’s World.” And when submissions increased, and the paper filled, he never complained when his column was cut back.

When Wally wasn’t having columns ghostwritten for him, he’d do what beagles do—hunt for real and imagined prey. It was usually imagined. Oh so many toys suffered the same fate. He’d shake the stuffing out of them. But even sans stuffing, he’d treat them as treasures. Whether it was the flat football, the emaciated elephant, or “French Toast,” he made sure to keep one of them close by in his cozy nighttime retreat.

There was one time, however, when Wally had the opportunity to practice what nature had bred into him. A small baby bunny had lost its way and was alone in the flower garden outside the garage. Peter wanted to see what Wally would do. Catarina would have none of that and took the little rabbit out of Wally’s mouth. Betsy concurred and put a leash on Wally. She had no problem with him chasing the much larger deer out of the backyard. Or baying at the possum playing dead. But, baby bunnies? She drew the line there.

Where she didn’t draw the line was Wally’s insistence that he sleep on the green chair at Betsy’s parents’ house. Since his bed was movable, Wally slept wherever he wanted to. One morning, we woke up to find him on the green chair. How he got there, we didn’t know. Until we saw him hop down, grab his fluffy pad, and put it somewhere else to lie. That night, we saw him leap up into the soft seat. Initially, we tried to discourage him, but he remained persistent. Besides, it was at night, and not a creature (us) was stirring, except for Wally.

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Master of His Own Domain

The green chair was strategically placed in front of the big picture window facing the street. Wally liked to stand up on the edge of the backrest and watch the goings-on outside. When Betsy left for the store, he’d watch the car drive away. When he heard the car come back, he’d jump on the chair and watch Betsy get out of the car and walk towards the door. Before she got into the house, Wally rushed around to greet her arrival, tail wagging wildly.

But mostly, Wally looked out the window, waiting for people to go by. Especially people walking their dogs.

Wally loved people. Wally loved other dogs. Wally loved everyone and everything, except for the neighbor’s cat. Of all things, he liked food most. Especially people food. He ate everything, half of Peter’s sub, Catarina’s white cream donut, half of Bety’s family-sized bag of Hershey’s Kisses (meant for our Super Bowl party), and dryer sheet, the occasional piece of jewelry, and a generous supply of recyclables. Which is why hydrogen peroxide and whipped cream were invented. He never learned that there was no upside to eating things like Cesidia’s mitten. But he did learn the barter system and happily traded undigestible items for a treat.

For all his love of food, he became a very finicky eater as he got older. Every so often, I’d have to sprinkle popcorn bits on his real food to trick him into eating. But when we ate, he expected to eat. Usually from one of us. He had a knack for finding the “weakest link” when it came to foraging for food. For a time, this was Betsy’s mother. Then it was my father, who especially enjoyed feeding Wally Betsy’s homemade chocolate chip cookies.

And when we had parties, it was everybody. Not on purpose, however, but you know how scraps of food would regularly get dropped during a party? There was Wally, joyously cleaning up after everyone’s spill. Who needs a Roomba when there’s a Wally?

Of course, parties could sometimes traumatize Wally. One year, one guest insisted on dying the white tip of his tail blue. He made a successful escape and remained au naturel. Another year, when he had a leash but was running free, his leash got caught on a pole. Convinced somebody was holding him back on purpose, he yipped and yapped to complain. When he turned around and noticed it was his own doing, he freed himself and sheepishly ran off in embarrassment, tail between his legs.

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Big Brother, Little Brother

Legs? Did you mention legs? For the longest time, people would see Wally running free in the yard using only three legs, usually following Peter as he mowed the lawn like a little brother follows his big brother. No sooner did they ask, “Is he lame?” than he’d race on all fours. We never figured that one out.

Like most dogs, he didn’t like fireworks. We considered this odd because he was born during a thunderstorm, and you’d think he’d be accustomed to loud noises. During the July 4th season, Betsy would take him inside for a quieter setting. Still, he shook.

Same thing with lightning storms. When the roar of thunder approached, he’d nudge himself in between my legs. Sometimes he’d shake so violently I thought he might fall apart. In older years, as his hearing deteriorated, fireworks and thunder became less frightening.

Wally, who would have been fifteen in July, remained relatively healthy until the very end. You might not think this since, ever since his bout with pneumonia, he had a hacking cough that could convince you he was a six-pack-a-day smoker. Towards the end, though, the body started to lose its stamina. No longer would he bound two steps in one leap from the garage to the mudroom. Fortunately, however, the vet diagnosed the problem, and Wally once again would race with vigor.

The last week or so was tough on him. He started to experience a hematoma in his left ear. Again, we don’t know why. After it came back again, the vet told us he could have risky surgery or take a steroid. The steroid required him to go off his regular medicine for a week. Without that medicine, over the course of the week, his legs weakened considerably. He could walk, but it was a labor. The steroid medicine, when he finally got it, offered a momentary boost. You could tell the strength came back into his legs.

But then the side effects hit. It was a stomach issue. He had less of an appetite. Then he stopped eating. We took him off the steroid medicine, but had to wait five days before he could take his old medicine. The atrophy of his legs worsened.

The last couple of days, I had to carry him up the two steps from the garage to the house. On that last night (about an hour after midnight) before I stopped working, he wanted to go out. I had to carry him all the way. I stayed with him so he didn’t go off to die (as dogs often do). He started to wander off, but then he saw me and came back towards the house. I carried him in.

Once inside, I dropped a few popcorn kernels on the floor. He ignored them. Instead of going to his bed behind me, he went straight to his kennel. He was having difficulty breathing. I figured he was trying to tell me something. I said, “Good night, Wally. Go to sleep.” I turned off the lights and went upstairs.

In the morning, he couldn’t swallow what Betsy gave him to soothe his stomach. He tried, but he couldn’t. He looked at her forlornly, as if to say, “I’m sorry.” He was hurting, but he was still trying to please the master he so adored. Betsy scheduled a vet appointment for 9:30 am and told me to get ready.

I came down a little bit before nine in the morning. Wally’s breathing was very faint, and he struggled for every breath. I could tell it was hard for him. I said, “Good morning, Wally.” And his eyes moved to look at me. Not that he could hear me (that sense had vanished long ago), but he could see I was there. I didn’t realize it at the time, but I suppose he wanted to ensure it was safe. That I’d be there in the seat next to him. That everything would be OK.

Moments later, Betsy came down, looked at Wally, and said, “He stopped breathing.”

I put my hand on his chest to see if I could feel anything. The only thing I felt was my own pulse. No sound. No whimper. Wally passed quietly into the tranquil sleep of forever.

Wally was what everyone imagines a dog to be, and then some. He was no fish. Wally was family. He will be missed.

Fittingly, it’s two o’clock in the morning as I finish this. I’m about ready to back out of my chair. I’ll still be careful. Good night, midnight buddy. Have a good sleep.

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The Side Hustle Juggle: How A Fair Game Taught Me The Secret To A Happy Life (Part II)

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side hustle juggleDawn’s glow broke at 5:30 am, heralding my latest side hustle juggle. As the sun peeked above the horizon, the whine of the laser printers wound down. The parlor-converted-into-a-newsroom fell silent, but the hot, inky tang of the freshly printed pages lingered. The pages themselves sat neatly arranged on the brightly lit layout table. Hours earlier, my co-publisher scoffed, ‘Chris, it’s impossible,’ and left for bed. Her husband stayed to help finish a job that couldn’t be finished.

The paper was done. The deadline achieved. The fumes of adrenaline pumped through my veins. Juggling a newspaper, a job, and grad school, sleepless for twenty-four hours, most people would have flopped into bed at this point. I didn’t.

I couldn’t.

Everything was working just as the system promised. An outside observer would not have Continue Reading “The Side Hustle Juggle: How A Fair Game Taught Me The Secret To A Happy Life (Part II)”

The Side Hustle Juggle: How A Fair Game Taught Me The Secret To A Happy Life (Part I)

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“Guess your weight! Guess your age!” the carny’s side hustle pitch barked with enthusiasm. The hint of a playful southern drawl made it all the more alluring.

To this day, I love watching people play the “Guess Your Weight” game. There are several variations on this theme. The barker can guess your weight, or your age, or your birth month. With all those combinations, it’s got to be a surefire winner, right? And just look at those huge Continue Reading “The Side Hustle Juggle: How A Fair Game Taught Me The Secret To A Happy Life (Part I)”

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