Midsummer Musings

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Midsummer MusingsMidsummer is a misnomer. The Anglo-Saxons called it “midsumor.” They apparently stole the term “midsommar” from the Swedes (who may have themselves stolen it from the Germans). Unlike what your instinct tells you, it’s not really about the middle of the summer. It’s about the summer solstice. That would be the beginning of summer.

But don’t blame the Old English. The blame goes to the Romans, who, to be fair, once ruled the province of Britannia. In the strictest chronological terms, this would fall under the category of “Older than Old England.” Julius Caesar first invaded the island in 55 BC. About a century later, in 43 AD, Emperor Claudius formally conquered it. Rome would hold the land that would become Great Britain for nearly four hundred years.

A lot of things can happen in four centuries. For one thing, the conquered can assimilate the customs of the conquerors. The Romans were just as likely to adopt the customs of those they conquered. Call it a compromise of sorts.

It appears the festival of midsummer either was—or wasn’t—an example of this blending of traditions. With or without Roman influence, there seems to be some confusion among scholars as to what exactly midsummer festivals comprised. Sandra Billington, a folklore researcher, proposed a decade ago that the idealized portrayals of pagan midsummer celebrations might not be accurate. She suggested they were often entangled with sun-worship activities.1

Remember that point. It’s not the rabbit hole it appears to be.

The Romans, however, did celebrate a midsummer festival. It was for the goddess Fors Fortuna (a.k.a., “Fortune”). At least it started roughly about the date of the summer solstice. For some reason, Romans considered the summer solstice to be midsummer. Nonetheless, the practice of the midsummer festival spread.

Eventually, the Catholic Church did a jiu-jitsu on the Romans and began adopting their (now classified as pagan) holidays into Church holidays. Midsummer thus became “St. John’s Day,” marking the birth of St. John the Baptist. (For those keeping score at home, he’s the guy who baptized Jesus and whose head was cut off on a lark to please the king’s stepdaughter). It is among the highest-ranking liturgical feasts in the Catholic Church. It’s also one of the oldest festivals, dating back no later than 506 AD. It remains a significant holiday in other Christian denominations.

Here’s the odd thing about celebrating Saint John’s Day (or, more precisely, St. John’s Eve): it involves lighting bonfires. Lots of bonfires.

Which, ironically, is what the sun-worshipers did. Not the Romans, though. While details are scant in ancient writings, the joyful community-centered festival of Fors Fortuna involved boating, offering trinkets to her temple, and heavy drinking. It wasn’t quite a full-fledged Bacchanalia, but Ovid was quite blunt when he wrote in Book VI of Fasti:

Come, Quirites, celebrate with joy the goddess Fors! On Tiber’s bank she has her royal foundations. Speed some of you on foot, and some in the swift boat, and think no shame to return tipsy home from your ramble. Ye flower-crowned skiffs, bear bands of youthful revellers, and let them quaff deep draughts of wine on the bosom of the stream.”2

I particularly like the use of the word “tipsy,” which I found in nearly all the translations. Certainly, no compromising there.

Nothing in Ovid hints at sun-worshiping or sun worshipers. Although you shouldn’t be surprised if these young party-goers didn’t catch a few rays whilst traversing the Tiber.

Ancient celebrations often reveal how every generation reinterprets the same symbols to suit its own needs.

Speaking of sun-worshiping and compromise, a thought struck me the other day. There are a lot of people who don’t want to see our environment polluted by the likes of acres and acres of solar farms. Similarly, there are a lot of people who think solar farms are the cat’s pajamas—the future of clean energy.

Along the same lines, many people find themselves inspired to explore all generative AI has to offer (and it does, while, at the same time, it doesn’t, but more on that in another column). Still others seem to believe it’s a drain on our energy resources. To this end, our Governor has sided with the latter and announced a moratorium on the creation of data centers in the State.

In the spirit of compromise, maybe the sun worshipers and the AI revelers—if you’ll pardon Ovid’s phrase—can find peace in compromise.

Perhaps every data center that’s built should have a solar farm on its roof. They are pretty big, after all.

And maybe we can require every solar farm to have a data center built beneath those black panels. Now that would make a really big data center. If data centers are better when they’re bigger, putting one under every solar farm ought to make everybody happy.

How’s that for midsummer musings?

Because you’ve made it this far, I give you a bonus musing. When exactly is midsummer? It makes no sense to think like the Romans and claim “mid” summer occurs on the first day of summer (i.e., the summer solstice). Nor does it make sense that midsummer is July 15th (i.e., the ides of July and the preferred midsummer date of many).

If we were to look at the calendar, summer starts the third week of June and ends the third week of September. That makes midsummer fall somewhere between the first and second week of August.

Then again, perhaps the real midpoint of summer isn’t measured by the calendar at all, but by when we finally begin wondering where it went.

Now, that’s real musing!

1 Billington, Sandra. “The Midsummer Solstice As It Was, Or Was Not, Observed in Pagan Germany, Scandinavia and Anglo-Saxon England.” Folklore, vol. 119, no. 1, 2008, pp. 41–57. JSTOR, http://www.jstor.org/stable/30035459. Accessed 19 July 2026.
2 Ovid, Fasti, Book VI, § 6.771  VIII. KAL. 24th https://topostext.org/work/143. Accessed 19 July 2026.

My Life With AI—Part VI: How To Spot AI Content – Or – Apparently, I Am A Robot

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spot AI contentI’ve learned how to spot AI content because I’m never sure if a potential source is real or a computer. Well, not exactly. It’s usually easy to confirm the person is real.

Financial professionals often have public footprints. I find them by perusing firm bios, scrolling LinkedIn’s polished profiles, and searching for prior quotes. A business email helps, too. I rarely consider replies from generic addresses like Gmail or Yahoo.

The problem isn’t the people. It’s their answers. Are they genuine—or pasted from a GenAI platform?

Last Monday, I opened an email from a “retirement planning expert” responding to my Continue Reading “My Life With AI—Part VI: How To Spot AI Content – Or – Apparently, I Am A Robot”

My Life With AI—Part V: Why GenAI (And All Search Engines) Fail

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GenAI failsWhen generative artificial intelligence (“GenAI”) platforms first appeared, I tried them all. GenAI fails—but not in the way you’re thinking. They failed to collect the data I requested. Quite simply, the platforms couldn’t search the internet that well.

Ah, 2024. Those were the good old days…

Code that tapped LLMs did achieve—a bit—what I wanted, but the inconsistency drove me Continue Reading “My Life With AI—Part V: Why GenAI (And All Search Engines) Fail”

The Side Hustle Juggle: How A Fair Game Taught Me The Secret To A Happy Life (Part II)

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side hustle juggleDawn’s glow broke at 5:30 am, heralding my latest side hustle juggle. As the sun peeked above the horizon, the whine of the laser printers wound down. The parlor-converted-into-a-newsroom fell silent, but the hot, inky tang of the freshly printed pages lingered. The pages themselves sat neatly arranged on the brightly lit layout table. Hours earlier, my co-publisher scoffed, ‘Chris, it’s impossible,’ and left for bed. Her husband stayed to help finish a job that couldn’t be finished.

The paper was done. The deadline achieved. The fumes of adrenaline pumped through my veins. Juggling a newspaper, a job, and grad school, sleepless for twenty-four hours, most people would have flopped into bed at this point. I didn’t.

I couldn’t.

Everything was working just as the system promised. An outside observer would not have Continue Reading “The Side Hustle Juggle: How A Fair Game Taught Me The Secret To A Happy Life (Part II)”

My Life With AI—Part IV: Curses! Foiled Again!

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Many years ago, I sat in a strategic planning session for our local school district. My kids were young, not even in school yet. My participation represented a legacy of sorts. When I served on the Town Board, I was the youngest member by a generation or two. They figured that made me the perfect person to serve as liaison between the Town Board and the School Board. I soon found myself sitting on quite a few school committees, from capital projects to technology.

This strategic planning committee was a little different. For one thing, it was ad hoc. For another, it involved a lot of big mucky mucks from every facet of the school district. Still closer to my twenties than my forties, I kept my mouth shut for the most part. Oddly, despite my Continue Reading “My Life With AI—Part IV: Curses! Foiled Again!”

My Life With AI—Part III: What Comes Around Goes Around

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If you recall from past columns in this space, you might remember one of the first things I did during my second run at publishing this esteemed periodical was to replace myself.

Allow me to explain.

Among the software we found buried deep within the bowels of one of the two extremely outdated computers we inherited was an ancient DBase III program. For those not old enough to recognize the name or even the purpose of that old code, it allowed you to collect and update a customized database you could then manipulate in any way you desired. I installed this program in 1989 when we started the newspaper. I then created a database in which we could keep our subscriptions on. We used it not only to know when people needed to renew but also to print out the mailing labels to attach to the newspapers every week.

Nearly thirty years later, the previous owners of the Sentinel were still using this archaic software. The very first thing I did was extract the data (into a comma-delimited file for all you nerds out there), which I promptly imported into an Excel spreadsheet. From that spreadsheet, I wrote a mail-list merge routine in Word to print out the mailing labels.

And with that, I had replaced myself. (For those keeping score at home—and who notice how Continue Reading “My Life With AI—Part III: What Comes Around Goes Around”

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